Daily Mail - 1 Apr 2015

Table of content - Daily Mail (1 Apr 2015)

YOUR SECRETS FOR SALE: NOW NHS IN THE DOCK
Why Red Ed’s Hobbit backer is such a hypocrite
Talking of hypocrites . . . ‘Green’ Charles goes 80 miles by helicopter
SIX TOMATO PLANTS & AN APPLE ‘GOLDEN DELICIOUS’ PLANT
100 business chiefs back Tories and warn: Labour will threaten recovery
Weather
Clarifications & corrections
Ed’s celebrity phoney
These pop queens are worth $1bn – now they’ve hatched a plan to make MORE cash from their songs
Key to your teenage daughter’s success? It’s pushy parenting
How schools, dentists and even Whitehall buy your intimate details from the sharks
Loan firms sell financial secrets to cold-call conmen . . .
Men from the Pru share huge £49m payout
Church risks Tory row with election prayer
HRH, THE PRINCE OF DOUBLE STANDARDS
Tories vow to protect UK soldiers from the human rights lawyers
Cleared, but back on trial
ARE YOU A WINNER?
Red Ed’s celebrity phoney
We’ll force Miliband to axe £26k cap on benefits, warns Sturgeon
Clegg wants six weeks of paid paternity leave
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
Labour claims ... versus the reality
James Slack’s
Selfie obsessed air head meets the Deputy PM (Clegg’s the one on the right!)
Kent’s Kippers were perky but Nige was off key
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
Chief prosecutor could scrap journalists’ trials
007 should be played by a woman, says Ed
It’s a (bubble) wrap! Pioneered at Longleat, a cunning way to keep cheeky monkeys at bay
The generation who will never make a daisy chain
Why I hate Hampstead hypocrites!
Proof that Britain is on the right course
Stop the witch-hunt
My vile trolls and why I pity today’s teenagers
Proof Clarkson’s a big girl’s blouse
Give Orville his fur coat back!
Bean’s sad dad jeans
Netting a small fortune
Final moments in doomed plane ‘caught on film’
Now 65,000patients head abroad for ops
Ephraim Hardcastle
Songbird’s ‘impossible’ 1,700-mile flight
WHERE’S BEST FOR WHAT?
Back-to-work firm’s staff jailed after scam that cost us £300,000
How the Mail exposed fraud against taxpayers
Apple a day won’t keep doctor away
Lookout! It’s a selfie stick for iPads
Teacher seduced girl at 15 and ‘made her his sex slave’
Executed: British couple were each shot with a single bullet
Cleese: Third divorce has cost me £13m
Clare’s 12,000 slimming steps
The Iron Duke’s brush with death
TIDE OF GRANNIES’ TEARS
Widow has throat slit and body torched, but police said it wasn’t a crime
100mph winds whip up Easter travel chaos
THREE-DAY FORECAST
Migrants quit Calais camp and leave all this behind
Gun at his head, the prosecutor seized by terrorists
What a surprise! A&E cases fall when GPs open 7 days a week
Ashcroft quits seat in Lords as he’s ‘too busy’
Key to wedded bliss? Two TVs!
Ex-dictator wins Nigeria election
Psychiatrist told new mum he couldn’t help her. Then she lay down with baby in front of train
The pet food swindle: Tins of ‘ beef ’ are really up to 63 per cent chicken!
The more sex you have the more LIKELY you’ll have a boy
The more sex you have the more LIKELY you’ll have a boy
A BABY AT 40 ISN’T THAT HARD
TOMORROW: Why half of women regret their first time
Grandparents giving families so much cash they can’t pay their care bills
Posh and Becks, their £31m mansion and a row over the air-conditioned wine cellar
Robin Williams’ girl hits out at widow over £33m estate
Google makes us feel smarter than we are
Clarkson on live tour as BBC looks to cash in
Husband ‘swerved off M1 at 84mph to kill wife who couldn’t cope with his sex demands’
Blood test to warn you of food allergies
Fashion designer drove into cyclist
£250K SUPER CAR FIREBALL
Facebook spying on people who don’t even use it
Mirren: Why I hate being called sexy
£250K SUPER CAR FIREBALL
Son of Miliband aide filmed smoking ‘joint’ on gangsta rap videos
Jogger, 27, hugs his girlfriend just before start of race. Within 2 hours he was dead
Mum’s £2.4m payout after surgery delay ruins sex life
Mum’s £2.4m payout after surgery delay ruins sex life
Video games ‘make children dislike school’
40pc of new teachers quit
Bees prefer the buzz of a town
Why a weekly trip to the cinema could ward off dementia
Death sentence for students’ killer
Martin Shaw: I’m a tree hugger
Sweden’s ban on dancing queens
Councillor, 86, in 16th election
Intense exercise ‘curbs fatty diet’
Model who says movie mogul groped her was ‘a witness to Berlusconi bunga-bunga orgies’
Paracetamol for back pain? It’s no better than a placebo
How the grisly discovery of 1,300 skeletons could unlock the mysteries of medieval life
Champers for Salmond as he swigs his way to polling day
Match made on MasterChef is heating up
JCB boss’s rosé fuels Clarkson
My Demelza would be a fan
Labour’s losing its luvvies
Match made on MasterChef is heating up
Bleakley rakes it in despite TV flop
Hooray for the BBC, cries TV boss (as he jumps ship)
Champers for Salmond as he swigs his way to polling day
Everything you need to know to beat the last minute Isa deadline . . .
WHY A PENSION PAYS YOU FREE MONEY
CAN YOUR NEST EGG CUT YOUR TAX BILL?
How much do you need to retire on?
THINK YOU’LL ONLY LIVE UNTIL 80? THINK AGAIN . . .
SCRABBLE GRAMS
SUDOKU
LOTTERY LOTTO
CROSS NUMBER
DOODLE-DO
£200 WORTH OF PLANTS IN OUR SPRING GARDEN GIVEAWAY
JONATHAN CAINER
Five ways to build a bigger nest egg
HOW YOU RATED IN OUR QUIZ
The pension gurus who promise a stress-free retirement
Q&A
WHY YOU MUST SHOP AROUND TO GET THE MOST FROM YOUR POT
Freedom fact
FIVE FUNDS TO INVESTIGATE
Directors’ cut
Property boom
Fee warning
Fuel fears
BT goes mobile
Insurance fall
Renter woe
Pet danger
Card boom
How monthly saving can now cut your tax bill
Charter Bank leads the way on fixed bonds
Did you know?
Why you SHOULDN’T take a lump sum from your pension
TO TAKE YOUR LUMP SUM - OR NOT?
Tax rules that are changing
Did you know?
Why you’ll need a property pre-nup to buy with friends
Investment CLINIC
Did you know?
13.5 pc
Sky-high Vodafone bill that left Roseanna cut off abroad
Payday loan advert ban
Online bank fraud soaring
Did you know?
The high rates that may be too good to be true
£25m cancer fund boost
Savings draw rise
It’s a fact!
Insurance that pays out for hotels that get haunted
Why a variable mortgage may be cheaper than a fixed rate
Mobile top-ups for energy meters
It’s a fact!
I transferred £1,300 – but Santander lost my cash
YOU HAVE YOUR SAY
STRAIGHT TO THE POINT
Give us a helping hand
The Isa deposit trap
Insurance data probe
Did you know?
Tucking in Tudor style
TODAY’S RECIPE: Sticky orange chicken with parsnips, maple syrup and pecans
BRIDGE MASTERCLASS
QUESTIONS
LETTERS
Today’s poem
Not fit for the canteen menu
Wordywise
Follow-up
Signlanguage
Picture that!
ThisEngland
One-line philosophers
...and limerick
Out of the mouths of babes
Anagram
Your jokes
Inadequate health checks, pilot fatigue: the truth about flying
Is right to buy unfair to homeowners?
Straight to the POINT
PICK OF THE DAY
The Ladykillers, 8pm, BBC2
Alex Polizzi: The Fixer, 7pm, BBC2
MasterChef, 8pm, BBC1
24 Hours In A&E, 9pm, Ch4
Colour telly, a Hoover and a hifi ... how the 70s liberated us all
PYJAMAS OF THE NIGHT:
RADIO CHOICE
PARADISE ON A PLATE
Spotting a tiger in India’s jungle is sheer magic
Save money on your international currency transfers
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I have found moneycorp’s rates to be very competitive and the service very professional”
Anger flares at bosses’ pay
Bad blood between Lynch and HP spills into courtroom
Kingsmill develops ready-toasted loaf
Lloyds in legal fight over bond buyback
Honda drives UK to centre of its world
£1BN BOOM FOR UK CAR INDUSTRY
Business investment soars
Rise of the £11m executives
Alps crash ‘not a blight on no-frills’ says EasyJet
B&Q stores to shut as boss plots revamp
30SECOND GUIDE TO ...
Mitie mashed
Thomas Cook lifts
Shawbrook set for dazzling IPO
OUR NEW No 2... FROM SLOVENIA
Windermere ‘definite’ for National bid
THE TOP FIVE TENNIS BRITS
I’ve been homeless and put in a hostel to live with prostitutes and drug addicts
KILTY LOWDOWN
BRITISH TENNIS’ No 2 ... FROM SLOVENIA —
FAST AND FURIOUS
They may be Dad’s Army but it’s a squad I’d pick
THE FAB FOUR OUT TO MAKE ENGLAND FACE THE MUSIC
New cricket boss eyes 4-day Tests
KHAN: I’LL RETIRE BROOK IN WEMBLEY BOUT
McCullum signs for Birmingham
VETTORI BOWS OUT FOR NEW ZEALAND
GUILTY HUGHES PAYS PRICE
Sinfield to make code switch No fears for Bath stars
Glitches hit World Cup ticket sale
Fans ignored over FA loyalty switch
No fears for Bath stars
Jevans’ RFU pay-off
CROSS SHAVES £10,000 BEARD
2.3m
Happy Wenger has Jack back
LERNER FLIES IN TO PUSH VILLA SALE
FA’S RESPECTS SHOULD BE PAID IN PRIVATE
Selby shrugs off pain to advance in China
TOON WILL PAY £2m TO GET McCLAREN
Why is UEFA’s Thunderbirds villain trying to kill football?
POOR RESULTS DID FOR BARNES, NOT RACISM
And while we’re at it...
TOP FOUR JACKPOT
De Gea: United must not fail again
OATLEY TO TAKE ON ANCHOR ROLE AT ITV
Le Tissier to swap goals for vowels
Why can’t our U21 heroes get a game?
SIX WHO ARE RIPE FOR A MOVE TO THE BIG TIME...
Stones and Shaw set for Euro 2015 call-ups
HARRY AT HOME ON BIG STAGE
MARTIN KEOWN
BIG MATCH ANALYSIS
Wide man Walcott is wasted in the middle
JAGIELKA SHOWS HE’S STILL VALUABLE TO ROY
ARSENAL FORWARD IS OUT OF TOUCH
ANDROS SAVES THE DAY
FANS PANNED FOR BOORISH CHANTS
Goal hero hits back at Merson
SUPER SUBS!
Jevans’ £150,000 pay-off from RFU

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